This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
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Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
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A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
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Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
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