Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman