Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...