One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick