Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...