Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...