Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...