Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...