Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...