Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...