3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...