Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....