A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....