Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...