Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...