How do you make a butterfly
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The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
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Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...