When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...