The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...