Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...