At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...