The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...