Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...