This is my first golf lesson
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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A staged wedding to bust dealers
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Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
some more blonde q & a’s
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A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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