Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...