Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...