Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...