You are from Canada
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Indian chief’s signal
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How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
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Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.