A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...