Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
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First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...