A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
‘Please cheese me’!
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Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...