Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...