Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...