The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....