fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...