A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...