Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...