Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...