Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...