Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
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Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...