Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...