Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.