Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!