Bug flew into a barn
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Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...