Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...