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Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
What’s green and has wheels?
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Julius Cheeser!
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Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
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Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why it’s great to be a man!
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