Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...