Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...