Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.