English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...