10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...