Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...